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　　1、婚姻是一座学校，聪明的女人能让男人在这所学校里，读完小学还想读中学，读完中学还想读本科，读完本科还想读研究生，读完了研究生后，还要哭着喊着留校任教。　
　　2、婚姻是一项投资。爱情相当于注册资金，结婚相当于营业执照，婚礼相当于开业典礼。至于收益如何，那要看双方的合作情况了。　
　　3、婚姻是一件瓷器。做好它很费事，打破它很简单，而收拾起那些碎片很麻烦。因此，我们应该牢记包装箱上常有的那种提示：“轻拿轻放，切勿倒置。”
　　4、婚姻是一座桥。相依相拥走上桥头时是青年，手牵着手走在桥上时是中年；相互搀扶走下桥是老年。　
　　5、婚姻是一局围棋。双方的段位越近，棋局切磋的时间就越长。这种段位包含了学识、修养、性格乃至出身等因素。　　
　　6、婚姻是一座建筑。以爱情为原料的婚姻是一幢漂亮的别墅；以金钱为原料的婚姻是一间用钞票砌成的纸房子，经不起风吹雨打。
　　7、婚姻是一间病房。一方精心护理着另一方，另一方怜爱心疼着对方。

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